Bipolarity Puns

A list of puns related to "Bipolarity"

I hate being bipolar

It's awesome!

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👤︎ u/Unicorn_Burrit0s
📅︎ Feb 21 2022
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What do you call a bipolar magnet?

A magnet

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👤︎ u/BardokObama
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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Bipolar penguin

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic? Bipolar

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I’m 99% sure I made this up, but if I accidentally stole this, I’m sorry.

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👤︎ u/pookapony
📅︎ May 25 2021
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A polar bear was shifted to antarctic and it started to have mood swings

turns out, the bear was BIPOLAR.

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👤︎ u/casul_noob
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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The Earth has been seeing a psychologist.

Turns out it's bipolar...

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 07 2022
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I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...

She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.

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👤︎ u/aaron2571
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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I was recently diagnosed with bipolar

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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👤︎ u/Wornsy21
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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Polar bears love cold

bipolar bears sometimes do, sometimes don't

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👤︎ u/ComanderCupcake
📅︎ Feb 08 2022
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With the popularity of electrical vehicles growing, the supply of lithium is called into question.

TIL that batteries were bipolar. We should be considering making batteries with seroquel or zyprexa instead.

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👤︎ u/kgold0
📅︎ Feb 04 2022
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I’m in a band and we’re making an album about bipolar disorder, with no singing

It’s going to be an instru-mental album

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👤︎ u/MrJack12345
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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March 30th is world bipolar day

I don’t know how I feel about this

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👤︎ u/Eggy298298
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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I had two polar bears as pets.

Had to return them, they were bipolar.

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👤︎ u/seattled0g
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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When it comes to being bipolar...

I kind of have a love/hate relationship with it.

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👤︎ u/Kroctopus
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a polar bear that is attracted to male and female polar bears?

A bipolar bear.

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👤︎ u/FowlTemper
📅︎ Nov 27 2021
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My wife was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder...

I never knew she was afraid of Santa and polar bears

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👤︎ u/samrf1202
📅︎ May 01 2019
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BiPolar

Did you hear about the Polar bear that had a female mate and a boyfriend? Apparently he was 'BiPolar'

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👤︎ u/Funkknuckle69
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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I came from the psychiatrist and I have good and bad news

I'm bipolar

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👤︎ u/MuFP
📅︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?

A solar bear

Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?

A molar bear

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👤︎ u/westsoutheast
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Are penguins and puffins similar?

No. They are polar opposites.

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👤︎ u/L3xicaL
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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A white bear was moved to Antarctica

He ended up bipolar.

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👤︎ u/jimalexp
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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How did the polar bear catch a penguin?

Because it was bipolar...

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👤︎ u/twozon
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?

A Bipolar bear.

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👤︎ u/inspire_me_please
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.

Thus truly making them bipolar

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👤︎ u/ssigea
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter

He was a bipolar bear

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo

i think it's bipolar

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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👤︎ u/DrPooMD
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call a positive phone?

Yeskia.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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👤︎ u/ErinMcCloud
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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No magnets are sane

They’re all bipolar.

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👤︎ u/WesleyMx14
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why does earth always have mood swings?

Because it's bipolar

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👤︎ u/monsterlooster
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why is life on Earth so unpredictable?

Because Earth is bipolar.

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👤︎ u/yeahgoestheusername
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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👤︎ u/thehobojuan
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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I don't understand depressed magnets.

They're so bipolar.

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👤︎ u/Red_The_Thirteenth
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Daddy, is the world crazy?

I don't know son, but I do know it is bipolar.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call a train with constant mood swings?

the bipolar express

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👤︎ u/BakexCake
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Climate change may kill off polar bears…

but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.

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👤︎ u/twdvermont
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back

It's really bipolar

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Jun 03 2017
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Why did the explorer get lost when navigating with a compass?

He was bipolar

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👤︎ u/airhogg
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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I hate being bipolar..

It's fantastic!

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👤︎ u/Dontmeenafing
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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I met a bipolar fortune teller yesterday...

She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.

(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)

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👤︎ u/aaron2571
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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My doctor just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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I hate being bipolar..

IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

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👤︎ u/WhereBeThemPieRates
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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What do you call a bear that lives in both poles?

Bipolar bear.

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👤︎ u/CheeHL
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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I am a white bear. No I am not.

I am a bipolar bear.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a polar bear that goes crazy?

A bipolar bear.

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👤︎ u/SINfraRed
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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