Erectile Puns

A list of puns related to "Erectile"

What do you call an erectile dysfunction test?

A stimulus check.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?

Someday my prince will cum.

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👤︎ u/HoryShot
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Why did the guy with erectile dysfunction always cry in the movies

He's a softy

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👤︎ u/wushock4
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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I used to have erectile dysfunction

I grew out of it.

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👤︎ u/exaball
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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The doctor thinks I have erectile dysfunction.

I told him I have no hard feelings.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is

I mean, it's not hard.

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👤︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...

It's not that hard!

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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What happened to the failing lawyer with erectile dysfunction

He lost his firm

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👤︎ u/greatreference
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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My friend asked me how I come up with so many erectile dysfunction jokes.

Meh...it's not hard.

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👤︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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I thought having erectile difficulties was bad...

...But ever since I started taking viagra it's been getting even harder on me.

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👤︎ u/trollcitybandit
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Microsoft is just another word for erectile dysfunction.

because penis is small and soft when not erect.

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👤︎ u/DE_FRAGGER
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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People don't talk about erectile disfunction.

I just never comes up.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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I called my urologist for an erectile dysfunction appointment, but they have been super busy.

They assured they'll try their best to... get me in.

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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You know the best thing about erectile dysfunction?

It can't be that hard

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👤︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Which of the "Three Tenors" has erectile dysfunction?

Flaccido Domingo!

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I recently started having erectile dysfunction

My penis is now a penwas

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👤︎ u/Pringlepowder
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Erectile dysfunction is something that needs to be addressed more seriously.

The problem is rising.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Studies show that 3 out of 10 men are suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Does that mean that the remaining 7 are enjoying it?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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Did I tell you about the time I invited a bunch of guys with erectile dysfuntion to my orgy?

Nobody came.

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👤︎ u/throwaway24515
📅︎ May 10 2018
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Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team up and make a medicine to cure erectile dysfunction reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/schmidt_1
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Did you hear about the Nightclub 'Erectile Dysfunction'?

It was a total flop!

No body came!

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👤︎ u/ZyeoSero
📅︎ Sep 19 2016
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What do you call an Irish athlete with erectile dysfunction?

An O'Limpdick athlete.

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👤︎ u/hypervelocityvomit
📅︎ Aug 23 2016
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Cousin misheard me when I said erectile dysfunction...

Cousin: "What's reptile dysfunction?"

Me:"It's when your snake doesn't work properly."

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👤︎ u/notdevongraves
📅︎ Jun 11 2016
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Recently, my penis, which has erectile dysfunction, started singing

I have mellow d

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👤︎ u/SauceMaster6464
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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