Gfs dad joke

What do epileptic people eat?

Caesar(pronounced "seizure") salad

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Seize the day

Recently, one of my friends had a seizure on her birthday and found out that she's epileptic.

Towards the end of the day while she was in the hospital, her dad makes the comment "Well I guess you really seized the day".

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