It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.
It was a near Mrs.
"That's harsh," I told him, "I think she has a great body."
It was a diamond in the rough.
Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020
What comes before a shotgun marriage?
En-gauge-ment
Her face lit up when I proposed
She was afraid of kermitment
It was a marry Archie band.
Getting ready to leave he says: "Do you have a picture of the ring you want?" Me:"Ya, right here on my phone." Dad:"Some guy you are, buying her a phony ring."
It’s going right in between Dayton and Marion.
Now all I have is a diamond in the ruff.
I told her she can feel auntsy when we have a niece or nephew. I could tell she liked it by the 😒😒😒 she texted me back with.
Her: Glance at her ring next time you see her.
Me: I'll be a regular Tom Glancy.
I'm sorry. I know where the door is...
It’s halfway between Dayton and Marion.
It's between Dayton and Marion, Ohio!
Between Dayton and Marion.
It’s between Dayton and Marion, Ohio!
It’s right between Dayton and Marion!
