A list of puns related to "Encourages"
Thats the spirit
But thatβs just my two scents.
But I guess he didnβt get my incentives.
Tell them to "log on."
We're in a poly-hammerous relationship
"Cedar, that's what I'm talking about. Its not oak-ee doke to take credit for what wood be my joke. Every bodhi has to create their own." I told her. Didn't mean to chop her down like that in hindsight. I hope she still pines after me.
Pear Pressure
All thanks to a strong local motive.
Me, trailing from a conversion in progress: "... Sounds like the holocaust"(Said Hole-ih-cost in my accent)
Her: "Holy-caust?"
Me: "Holy-cost. How much does being holy cost?"
Her: "Six million Jews."
My mother freaks out whenever she hears him say that because she hates it and she's sick of it. I think it's hilarious.
Hey guys! I need combinations of words for ass and words that mean something in the realm of βmaking someone happyβ
Context: a friend of mine and I send each other selfies on the toilet and sheβs having a shitty day (hah) so I bent over the toilet and stuck my ass in the air and took a picture like my ass was taking a selfie and now I need something punny yet encouraging to say
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
βYou ghost girl!β
Thanks to her, Iβm graduating from Sky diving school.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Ewe do ewe.
They really lifted my spirits.
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
"Whisper it some words of encouragement!"
The other six are the Zeroes.
In Baseball, hit and runs are encouraged!
Their marriage was on the rocks!
(Thank you u/VadJag for encouraging me to post this again!)
A speedboat
[Disclaimer]: I donβt encourage the use of drugs
Dad(singing):
You can do it
You can do it
You can pick your nose and chew it
(repeat for effect)
If he's smart, I can tell my friends that Violence solves problems.
She really encouraged us to make a difference.
A comedian backed by the Mafia was doing a show in New York. In the audience was group of foreign religious leaders, in town for a UN conference. Oddly, that group was very vocal in their heckling of the poor comic. Particularly vociferous was the Hindu leader from India.
Noticing this from offstage, the Mafia Don told one of his thugs to make his way to their section and menacingly "encourage" them that they should "shaddap already".
The thug asked the Don if there was one of the group who should receive... "extra-strength" encouragement. The Don replied "Yes. Weigh down upon the Swami ribber".
My infant has a pretty flat head, when I took him to the doctor's office to get a referral for a helmet to shape his head, they asked what his name was.
I told them, "Well, his name is ___, but we like to call him Phillips to encourage him."
I got some truly authentic guffaws, and my dadjoke confidence rose a bit. I feel like I may be getting the hang of this.
On the night walk with our 2 pups. One is obsessed with toads and every item on the road is suspiciously inspected. Frequently a leaf is sniffed and nosed to encourage a leap. Tonight, a piece of gravel caught her eye with exuberant tailnub wagging! βOh pupper that isnβt sedentary; itβs sedimentary.β
Hope you like it too.
Thanks to him, Iβm soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.