A list of puns related to "Enclosed"
A Waldorf salad
No, but I've seen most of 'em.
(My father used this one every time we passed an enclosed shopping center. I wanted to die.)
with an enclosed trailer on our hitch. Every other pump at this highway gas station was in use. Dad steps out of the car and before attending to the pump, walks up to the trailer and slaps the paneling several times (pound) (pound) (pound) "Hey! Be quiet in there!"
So my dad told me this joke several years ago. I later found it on the internet. So I'm just pasting it here as it is written online:
A good looking man walked into an agentβs office in Hollywood and said βI want to be a movie star.β Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, βWhatβs your name?β
The guy said, βMy name is Penis van Lesbian.β
The agent said, βSir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood you are going to have to change your name.β
βI will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!β
The agent said, βSir, I have worked in Hollywood for yearsβ¦ you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! Iβm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.β
βSo be it! I guess we will not do business togetherβ the guy said and he left the agentβs office.
FIVE YEARS LATERβ¦.. The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed:
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.