Thankfully, hindsight is now empirically 2020
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One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
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︎ Sep 27 2020
How did the Roman Empire get split in two?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
How was the roman empire seperated?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
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︎ May 12 2020
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Itβs the end of work on Friday, itβs been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
The Empire doesnβt stand a chance
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Some punk just spray-painted the word βwrongβ on every floor in the Empire State Building.
Thatβs wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
There was an emperor who was great at measuring things.
He was an excellent ruler.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My son "said Dad I'm hungry".
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building canβt jump.
(Heard this a long time ago canβt remember where.)
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What caused the fall of the ramen empire?
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︎ Aug 09 2019
2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
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︎ Nov 22 2018
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?
They were looking in Alderaan places
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︎ Feb 14 2015
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︎ May 21 2019
Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...
that would be real bizarre.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
To break the ice on a date I said βDid you know the Empire State has 102 stories?β
She said alright make em quick
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︎ Apr 23 2019
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Ceasars!
My dad, ladies and gentlemen.
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︎ Oct 11 2015
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
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︎ May 09 2020
How was the roman empire cut in half
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
How was the Roman Empire defeated?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
How was the Roman Empire divided?
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
A physicist sees a yound men who wants to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells: βDon't jump! You have so much potential!β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building canβt jump.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.
"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"
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︎ Dec 02 2017
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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