A seal ion.
But it is when it's ground.
It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.
Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.
When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.
The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.
The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.
Scissors always cut to the point.
Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.
When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.
Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”
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Architecture is an aspiring career path.
‘Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.
I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.
Plants should always rooted in the ground.
Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.
Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.
Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.
Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.
My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.
I am not a fan of wind turbines.
Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.
Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.
Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.
Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.
A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.
I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.
Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.
Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.
(#1 will shock you!)
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
His equipment required a seventh cord.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
So I grounded him
“Well that’s not a good sign” she said
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
It was the darkest day of my life.
Scissors.
I’ve been in a very dark place.
Volt swaggin
Number 7 will shock you
A Pikachu-chu.
He turned over a new Leaf.
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
With a fire distinguisher.
It's called E-Lawn.
Credit to @TeslaHype on Twitter
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
It's a Mach-E Auto.
Do I need a current license?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
He grounded him.
He wasn't shocked.
Because of the copper in the wires.
... can we just call it e-mail?
and I was like watt?
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
Its called a Voltswagon
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
Because he ran out of steam
They’re going to call it the iAye
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him He’s doing better currently And conducting himself properly...
So I had to ground him.
