I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My 18 Year Old Just Got Me

I was cleaning up the kitchen some when I noticed an errant electrical cord. I picked it up and realized it belonged to the deep fryer.

 

I picked up the cord and said, "Now where is the fryer?" To which my Daughter replied without missing a beat, "In the monastery."

 

I walked right into that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngryBaldWhiteMan
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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Halloween Costume

My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday

"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"

His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAlfiandOmega
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/champion-13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...

He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evadguitar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I caught my kid chewing on the electrical cords

So I had to ground him He’s doing better currently And conducting himself properly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan-Yeet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords...

I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.

He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaintingViking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I caught my daughter chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground her.

She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords,

so I had to ground him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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