I love the fleeting second of shock you get when you stumble over an extension cord.

Seriously, what a power trip.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Did you know it's illegal for the president to use an extension cord?

That'd be an overreach of his power.

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👤︎ u/Kasegauner
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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My power walk was cut short today

I ran out of extension cord

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📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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I came up with a new invention

But nobody wanted to buy my cordless extension cords.

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👤︎ u/jHugley328
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Dad joked while cleaning out the basement:

My brother and I were helping my dad clean out the basement when my brother found an interesting extension cord.

Brother: "Hey, this extension cord has two male ends!" Dad: "Huh, well that's queer."

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"Dad, are there electric eels in the lake?"

"Don't be ridiculous. Do you see any extension cords?"

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👤︎ u/vladicuss
📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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