Egg Benedict Puns

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

Looking forward to being in the "Friends with Benedicts" relationship

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

The waitress said "there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise".

There's no place like Rome for the hollandaise.

There's no place like home for the hollandaise.

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

The Holland-daze

Hollandaise Inn

Today I have outdone myself. When asking my sister how her day went, she said that she learned how to cook an omelet today and she said she did really well on it. I then said "next time, omelet you cook breakfast." I swear the look of disgust on her face could turn milk sour, and I couldn't be any prouder of myself.

This joke holds a special place in my heart. My grandpa told me it and I never forgot it. About 2 years later when I brought it up to him, he didn't remember it. So I told him the joke and he peed himself laughing ... At his own joke.

"Why did the man ask for his eggs Benedict to be served on a hubcap?"

"Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"

My dad went, "Really?"

I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

Eggs, Benedict?

I went to a diner called Mo's Egg House to grab some breakfast with some friends. We ended up ordering two eggs benedicts and two eggs florentine.

The waitress said "Wow, you guys are easy." To which I replied "overeasy."

Everyone hates me now. I love it.

Group of my co workers were talking about Eggs Benedict and one guy was talking about the worse hollandaise sauce he ever had on his eggs benedict. I looked at them and said guys everyone knows that there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

How did I make all these eggs benedict you ask?

Its Hollandaise work.!

Yesterday my SO and I met my parents and my sister and brother-in-law for brunch. I decided to order eggs benedict.

Right away my dad said, "You know that comes on a special dish right? A chrome one?"

I didn't follow, so he kept going.

"You know what they say right?"

Still nothing from me.

"You know... there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

I still can't believe I didn't see it coming...

A man's having breakfast in a diner, but has no idea what to order. He asks the waitress for a recommendation, who suggests the Eggs Benedict.

When the meal comes out it's served to him on a metal plate, which seems a little odd, but he shrugs and eats it.

The food was amazing, but he's still confused about the way it was served, so he gets the waitress's attention.

"The food was great and all, but what's with the plate?" he asks.

"Don't you know? There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.