Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
So I read a study the other day claiming that βhumans eat more bananas than monkeysβ
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.....
And I gotta say that's true because I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
EDIT: Thanks kind stranger for the gold!!
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︎ Jun 23 2019
What do you call a banana that's underripe today, but will be good to eat tomorrow?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I went my Grandma's house to eat some bananas, when she opens the door I go:
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︎ Jul 30 2019
How does Shaq eat a banana?
He Shaquille OβPeals it.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
If you eat a banana a day, 7 days a week, 1200 months in a row you will live to be 100
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︎ Feb 16 2018
We were eating breakfast this morning and as my son was reaching for a banana, I suddenly yelled, "Don't eat that! We need to take it to a doctor immediately!""
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︎ Oct 20 2017
"Hey, Dad, eat this Banana. You need more Potassium."
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︎ Sep 11 2014
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2015 we ate over 74 million bananas and only 6 monkeys.
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︎ May 23 2020
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Today I found out that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
This surprised me, as I don't recall the last time I ate a monkey
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︎ May 03 2020
Today I learned that a human eats bananas more than a monkey.
This is true because I don't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
I don't know of anyone who ate a monkey!!
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I canβt even remember the last time I ate a monkey
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︎ Oct 21 2019
TIL: that the average human eats more bananas than monkeys
... I don't remember the last time I ate a monkey ...
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I read the other day that people eat more bananas than monkeys.
No surprises there, I canβt even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
A recent study shows humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I donβt even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ May 19 2019
TIL A recent study concluded that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I don't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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