Pirate ear piercing artists are really cheap

They're just a buck an ear.

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📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you hear about the pirates who started the ear piercing shop?

it costs a buck-an-ear

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📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings?

A buck an ear

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👤︎ u/Skycannon7
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/Kevin407
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Overheard a super dad at a restaurant today: "Why do pirates get their ears pierced?"

Because it's only a buccaneer..

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📅︎ Jul 08 2017
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My little brother sat down at dinner after getting his ear pierced for the first time...

No one notices for a minute or two until my dad catches sight of it.

"Oh H! You got a bit of metal in your ear."

Mum starts fussing straight away but quickly calms down.

"Where'd you get it done?" She asks.

Without skipping a beat dad says.

"In his left ear"

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In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day...

My dad was already fully aware of the holiday, and asked, "How much does it take for a pirate to get his ears pierced?" "Sigh How much?" "A buck-an-ear!" "Long Sigh"

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👤︎ u/ImmaCreep
📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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Getting a head start on my dad-isms.

My girlfriend asked me why I had been only wearing one earring in for the past couple of days, as I have both of my ears pierced.

I shrugged and said, "Just in one ear, and out the other."

......She wasn't very impressed...

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📅︎ Apr 01 2014
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How much does a pirate charge for ear piercings?

A buck an ear.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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How much did the pirate charge for ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/pappster
📅︎ Apr 03 2015
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?

A Buccaneer

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👤︎ u/JayQnz
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Its a buccaneer

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📅︎ May 12 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

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📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a Buccaneer.

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📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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How much did it cost the pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck an ear...

...it was a real barrrrgain

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📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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How much should a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

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📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck-an-ear

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📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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How much does it cost to pierce a pirate's ear?

A buccaneer

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📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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How much for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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👤︎ u/Isodoper
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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How much does it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Buccaneer.

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📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

About a buccaneer!

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👤︎ u/Joblolboj
📅︎ Oct 24 2015
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How much is it for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

a buck'n'ear

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👤︎ u/darrenja
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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How Much does a pirate charge to pierce your ears?

A Buccaneer.

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