E'voke Puns

A list of puns related to "E'voke"

How do you make Swiss cheese?

Whole milk.

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👤︎ u/Ochoytnik
📅︎ Sep 27 2021
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Sometimes I miss my dad and his jokes :( This one was his GO TO, would tell it every single chance he got.

Dad: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

(expectant silence)

Dad: (relentless attempts to evoke wrong answers from audience)

Dad: No eye-deer??? (:D)

I never found it funny, but now that he's not around to tell it I kinda chuckle.

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👤︎ u/DreamOutLoudd
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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