Nike/Apple pun
If Nike did line of branded Apple Macbooks, would it be called Nike Air Macs?
If you see a crime at an Apple store, what does that make you?
An iWitness
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What’s the worst part of an apple addiction?
You can't see a doctor about it.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
We all know where the Big Apple is but,
Do we know where the Minneapolis?
Why can’t you have 2 apples???
Because then it would be a pear.
slaps knee
I gave my friend an apple this morning, but he said he only likes pears..
From my 3 year old. What’s it called when a bunch of apples roll down a hill?
If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for?
What do you call someone who sees a murder at an Apple store?
Why was Jon Snow at the Apple store?
Apple recently tried to sign Brent Spiner to an iPhone endorsement deal....
...but it turns out he's more of an Android guy.
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot?
Biting in to an apple and finding half a maggot.
My Dad told me that joke more than 50 years ago, and I still chuckle about it every time I eat an apple from one of our trees.
My pirate game didn't work on Apple products...
Apple invented a VR piano that tracks the movement of just the iris and makes music. They called it 'eye-tunes'.
Don't fart in a Apple store.
How many apples grow on a tree?
Apple store robbery
There was a robbery at the Apple store they caught the guy because that had a IWitness.
Why was the Apple so sad?
Someone hurt his peelings.
(Posted at the wall of my local children’s hospital)
Apple can never be a successful car manufacturer.
Because there won't be any windows in their products.
When I was younger, everyone had a wristwatch. Nowadays, almost no one wears one.
An apple a day will keep the doctor away.
But an apple pie a day will put his kids thru college.
I went for a walk on the street last night, and I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake..
I thought to myself..
"Hmm, the streets are strangely desserted"..
Eve eating the apple marked..
.. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
Apple developed an app that auto-generates dad jokes
Cherry pie goes for 3.25 a slice in Cuba, pecan pie for 1.90 in Puerto Rico, and apple pie for 2.99 in Jamaica.
Now you know the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Take two tablets with meals
How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.
Apple started their own clothing line for pirates
Their best seller so far is the iPatch
What do you call a Chinese James Bond?
Why aren’t you allowed to bring apples to the SEC?
It’s considered in-cider information.
Why did the apple go to the bathroom?
Because the apple has 2 p.
Whats worse than finding a worm on an apple?
We all know where the Big Apple is
But do we know where the Minneapolis?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
We all know where the Big Apple is…
but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
Never fart in an Apple store
They don't have any windows
Apple Pie
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00 A slice of apple pie in The Bahamas is $2.50 These are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean
We all know where the Big Apple is. But does anyone know where the...
What do you call someone who sees an Apple store being robbed?
If you see a crime at the Apple store … 🍎📱
Are you an … iWitness? 😂😂
How many Apple enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They won't change it. They'll just buy a new house!
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