Vladimir Putin said Russian vaccines are as reliable as ak-47

Now, no one will refuse to take a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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In some parts of the world an AK-47 costs the equivalent of a chicken.

Which is a pretty good deal for those on a poultry wage.

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whats that?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisionistYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Why do my university lecture theatres have all this blank artwork on the walls?

Link.

It's baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktisis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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True dads take every opportunity

https://imgur.com/AkZFiDn

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Friend's dad dropped this one

Over with my friends family. My friends sister plays volleyball on a highschool team. Talking about the team:

The dad: "So hows Lacy been doing?" Sister: "Lacy? Who are you talking about?" The dad: "You know, Lacy." Sister: "I dont know anyone named Lacy" The dad:"Sure you do, Lacy underwear!"

http://i.imgur.com/atNvAkW.gif

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She set me up perfectly...

While chewing something particularly chewy I thought of something I needed to ask my wife. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Drrd ooo rmmbrr oo ak oww drr trrsh?

Wife: What the hell did you just say?

Me: Muffled sigh Chewing Chewing Chewing Hold up index finger to indicate almost done Chewing I said, 'Drrd ooo rmmbrr oo ak oww drr trrsh?'

Wife: Loses will to live.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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Roommate might be a dad

Walking to the car yesterday I called "Shotgun!" and my roommate called "AK-47!"

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Eating dinner with Dad.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1497456_276256892525515_1657787893_n.png

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