Now, no one will refuse to take a shot
Which is a pretty good deal for those on a poultry wage.
It's baffling.
https://imgur.com/AkZFiDn
Over with my friends family. My friends sister plays volleyball on a highschool team. Talking about the team:
The dad: "So hows Lacy been doing?" Sister: "Lacy? Who are you talking about?" The dad: "You know, Lacy." Sister: "I dont know anyone named Lacy" The dad:"Sure you do, Lacy underwear!"
http://i.imgur.com/atNvAkW.gif
While chewing something particularly chewy I thought of something I needed to ask my wife. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Drrd ooo rmmbrr oo ak oww drr trrsh?
Wife: What the hell did you just say?
Me: Muffled sigh Chewing Chewing Chewing Hold up index finger to indicate almost done Chewing I said, 'Drrd ooo rmmbrr oo ak oww drr trrsh?'
Wife: Loses will to live.
Walking to the car yesterday I called "Shotgun!" and my roommate called "AK-47!"
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