Dysfunctional Families Puns

My mom was watching this show called "Parenthood." It's about a family from grandparents to grandchildren. In one scene in Season 3 there's a scene where the grandpa lands a role in a commercial, and the entire family laughs when he tells them it's an erectile dysfunction commercial. One of the grandkids, not knowing what ED is, asks "What's 'ereptile' dysfunction?" So naturally I turn to my mom and say "It's when your snake doesn't work."

My mom got mad for some reason.

Some of my family was watching the Bachelorette the other night and they were introducing some of the contestants and what their jobs are. One of the contestants was an erectile dysfunction specialist.

"Well that doesn't sound like a very hard job"

I cracked up at myself.