Duck Hunting Puns

A list of puns related to "Duck Hunting"

Duck hunting

2 guys went duck hunting. They were out there all day and didn't get a single duck. One turns to the other and says I don't understand why we haven't gotten anything yet. The other guy says I don't know, maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough.

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👤︎ u/syhendrickson
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.

Cheese and quackers

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👤︎ u/undercover723
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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I bumped into an old friend who had just been duck hunting.

Hey, I didn't see you there.

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👤︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do you call someone who goes duck hunting too much?

A quack addict.

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👤︎ u/alx924
📅︎ May 19 2017
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So my boss just got back from a week long duck hunting trip in south Dakoda...

I asked him if he had a good trip dispite the weather being a bit fowl.

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👤︎ u/Kwiatkowski
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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What's the best time to go duck hunting?

At the quack of dawn.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Aug 02 2017
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