2 guys went duck hunting. They were out there all day and didn't get a single duck. One turns to the other and says I don't understand why we haven't gotten anything yet. The other guy says I don't know, maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough.
Cheese and quackers
Hey, I didn't see you there.
A quack addict.
I asked him if he had a good trip dispite the weather being a bit fowl.