Last night I dreamed I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.

Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.

That's my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman

But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehFuriousKid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My girlfriend awoke and said she dreamed she was a small sailboat...

I replied, "well, you've always been a little dinghy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Last night I dreamed I wrote β€œLord of the Rings”.

I was Tolkien in my sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...

I was a gluten for punishment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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A friend of mine dreamed he had sex with Freddy Krueger

It was a real fucking nightmare!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KfirLA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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She dreamed of the day she'd marry

to know a veil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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I've dreamed up a new color

It was a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid3091
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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Last night I dreamed I was weightless

I was like 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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I let my family down. They dreamed of me becoming an accountant...

had to explain to them I lost interest and decided to become a principle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirBeefy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Dreamed I Was a Muffler Last Night

Woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a

Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilbenator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Dreamed I was a muffler last night…

Woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Dreamed I was a muffler last night...

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lipisko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dg005583
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Dreamed I was a muffler last night.

Woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dancer9d9
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Dreamed I was a muffler last night.

Woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agronero1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Last night I dreamed the ocean was orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Last night I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

then I realized it was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44tacocat44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3arD0wn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neuroticzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa-ash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I dreamed about dying in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in an ocean of Orange soda

It took me a while to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seorito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in a pool of orange soda last night.

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohamnshah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

...... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Last night I dreamed that I was a car muffler. I woke up exhausted!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodoboy30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night....

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broadway_Lover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I dreamed about mufflers last night

I woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in a large body of orange soda

It took me a while to notice it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadianstig77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Last night was rough. I dreamed I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fine-rusty-knife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brusknugget
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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