48 Hilarious I Dreamed a Dream Puns

A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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Last night I had a dream I was making love to a muffler.

When I woke up I was so exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Burt_Burglar

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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I had a dream where I was chased by a massive pair of shoes.

Catching up to me was no small feet.

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👤︎ u/Moronmaster

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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An old man owned a dolphin and some children asked him why. The old man smiled and said, "When I was younger, my dreams were crushed, so I bought the dolphin because..."

"Buying him gave me a porpoise in life."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

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👤︎ u/james-macavoy

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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I had a dream that I invented a new color

But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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👤︎ u/Skumdog_Packleader

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/Equivalent_Market_94

📅︎ Feb 27 2021

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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👤︎ u/In_the_end_there_was

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper

Dicing with death.

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👤︎ u/beej2000

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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In a dream I was being chased by a trillion male cows...

...it was terabull.

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👤︎ u/BXCellent

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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👤︎ u/zenpod

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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I told my doctor I keep dreaming I've turned into a wigwam or a teepee.

He said, "You're too tense".

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👤︎ u/KCL80

📅︎ Jan 19 2021

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I knew a man who worked in restaurants his entire life. On his death bed, he told me he regretted that he never left to follow his dreams..

It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.

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👤︎ u/AhSparaGus

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.

It was a night mare.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman

But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income

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👤︎ u/TehFuriousKid

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I KNIGHTED AN ELECTRIC FISH.....

IT WAS SIR EEL

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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Last night, I had a dream that I had discovered a new color.

But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

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👤︎ u/Long-Afternoon

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.

I tried, but I didn't make it.

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👤︎ u/StrawberryMarsMellow

📅︎ Oct 19 2020

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I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor.

Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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I had a dream last night I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Quantity_Weary

📅︎ Mar 31 2021

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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/YostYost

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese

📅︎ Nov 23 2020

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Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...

but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/WWG_Genius

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night

I woke up exhausted!

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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I had a dream I was a muffler last night.

and I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/SimonHaddad

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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I had a strange dream last night that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Dreamed I Was a Muffler Last Night

Woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/AstrosAtoZ

📅︎ Nov 13 2020

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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta Sea

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👤︎ u/shadynasty94

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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👤︎ u/deadlyporkchop7

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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Last night I had a dream that I ate a twenty pound marshmallow.

I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.

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👤︎ u/crank740

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow

When I woke up my pillow was gone

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👤︎ u/reddit-dude123456789

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta sea.

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👤︎ u/joebaby1975

📅︎ Aug 13 2019

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a

Fanta sea

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👤︎ u/kilbenator

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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Had a dream that I was a tailpipe last night

I woke up exhausted

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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I had a dream that I was weightless

I was like 0mg.

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👤︎ u/recovery_room

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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Dreamed I was a muffler last night…

Woke up exhausted

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👤︎ u/shadynasty94

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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👤︎ u/LanaBabie

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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I had a dream last night that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted!

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👤︎ u/afarris5

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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Had a dream I was a muffler...

Woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/mrcookie623

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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I had a dream that I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/paulie_i_yt

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/Berk-Laydee

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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Dreamed I was a muffler last night...

I woke up exhausted.

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👤︎ u/lipisko

📅︎ Aug 24 2020

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