As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
What do you get when you mix COVID-19 and Neil Diamond?
Sweeeet quarantiiiiine...
This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"
"I am", I said.
Neil Diamond has just bought his new car, a Saab, on eBay. I guess you could say he got a Swede car online
The day I (first) one-upped my dad's joke:
One day my dad & I were driving home from fishing and a Neil Diamond song was on the radio. My dad said, "This is actually an impersonator called Neil Sapphire." I immediately responded, "Don't you mean Neil Cubic Zirconia?" His groan was priceless to me back then, and I'm waiting for the day my son will do that to me.
(true story from ~30 years ago)
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
When I went to Karaoke Night, I was asked, "You the guy who only sings Neil Diamond songs?"
"I am," I said.
Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal...
...until the pressure got to him...
Neil Diamond has just bought his new car, a Saab, on eBay. I guess you could say he got a Swede car online
Just bought a Sweet Car Online...
Previously owned by Neil Diamond.
