I asked my wife if โ€œJingle Bellsโ€ is her favorite Christmas song. She replied, โ€œNoelโ€.

Call me crazy, but โ€œJinge Besโ€ just doesnโ€™t have the same ring to it.

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Healthcare Dad Joke from today

We use these red sliding sheets to help transfer patients from the operating table to their trolley (they're widely used in hospitals and care environments for various patient manual handling tasks). For those who are unfamiliar, it's basically a double layered, frictionless sheet you position under the patient in order (theoretically) to transfer them with minimal force and effort.

One particular colleague hates them, and today ranted:

"I would love to punch the guy who invented these and has probably made millions of pounds and retired"

To which someone immediately responded:

"I bet he's a right slippery character though".

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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