A list of puns related to "Donuts"
Hole Foods.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.
Nothing, because donuts can't talk.
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
Good buy!
With "jammin"
A pastree.
To get a chocolate filling
I replied βcan I at least Taekwondo?β
It would be called drunkn donuts
Someone named Chris P. Cream
They're not self centered.
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
A window washer.
"I was hoping that you could give me some pointers."
The priest, after taking a moment to accept the fact that he's speaking with a pastry, offers a warm smile in response.
"That is truly a noble calling." he says. "Most frequently, individuals who wish to become priests begin by growing active in their parish, then entering a seminary. While in attendance there, would-be clergy members work to excel in every regard, reaffirming their beliefs and devoting themselves to the path of righteousness. When the time comes, a given initiate will be ordained as a deacon, which will allow them passage to priesthood."
"That sounds like a very involved process." the donut confesses. "I'm not sure I have the time."
"If you don't mind me askingβ¦" replies the priest. "What made you think you wanted to join the clergy if you're not willing to make a commitment to the process? Why do you want to be a priest at all?"
"Wellβ¦" the donut answers. "See, it's because I'm holey."
A crueller
With jam in.
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when they come around for donuts and coffee?
"I hope you like jam in too"
some of them have fillings.
but it tastes like nothing.
He was fed up with the hole thing!
The burglars said they chose it because the shop was rolling in the dough
I guess you could say I like being punished
He got tired of the hole thing
A plain donut.
It was found in ancient grease.
It's a tempted murder.
A fat guy who wants another one
Upon arrival he asked βever had Hurts Donut?β and before I could answer he punched me in the the chest and said βhurts donβt it!β.
Itβs a hole food diet.
But slowly Iβm getting tired of the hole thing.
White powder!
They just become don'ts
Because there was a hole in one.
I pointed out the holes in his arguments.
Wi jammin'
I pleaded, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
I said, βCan I at least Taekwondo?β
With jammin'
Weβre calling it Hole Foods.
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