I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.

If one store goes down, they will all go down.

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What is the opposite of Dominos?

Domi doesn't know.

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Domino's bikes fell over like...
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Domino’s fucked up, but we still ate olive it
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The Domino's on campus came up with this gem today.
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I called Domino's this afternoon.

"Do you guys provide free home delivery?" I asked.

"Yes sir, we do," said the bloke.

"That's great," I replied, "I would like to have a 2 bedroom apartment."

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The Chicken Dominator pizza that Domino's sells in my country is an excellent nickname to give to an S&M dungeon master.
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What's the opposite of domino's?

Domi doesn't know !!

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My dad just sent me a snapchat - waiting at Domino's

http://i.imgur.com/sRgrHQ0.jpg face palm

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Dominoes claims that they will remake your pizza for free, if your pizzas integrity has ever been comprised.

I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....

                         rolling in the dough.
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There was a TV show on last night which showed a group of people playing dominoes competitively...

Girlfriend - It's so weird how they are getting so competitive over a simple game of dominoes...

Me - Yeah, but I suppose once one person starts getting a bit competitive it spreads to everyone else and goes on from there... That's the domino effect...

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Crunchy
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Dominoes got robbed

Family gathered in the living room hearing a story of how a dominoes got robbed when my dad says "I wonder how much dough they took."

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Today my mom turns 53, and it's tradition that my dad fills the kitchen with posters before she wakes up, wishing her a happy birthday. This year's were some of his worst (best) work.

http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz

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What do you call a male dominatrix?

Domino

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I phoned up the wine shop.

I said, "Hi, do you do deliveries?" He said, "Yes, sir. Of course." "Superb," I said, "I've got a Domino's Pizza ready to pick up."

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives.

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That'll show him

A large corporation, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know he meant business.

He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO told him to wait right there. He walked back to his office and came back a couple of minutes later and handed the guy $1600 in cash. "Here's 4 weeks pay. Now GET Out and don't come back here!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Dominoes."

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The story of Kenneth Lamar Noid

The following story is true.

Perhaps you have heard of The Noid. He was a character created by Domino's Pizza to act as a villain who would attempt to make your pizza taste crappy due to lack of freshness. Thankfully, according to Domino's, The Noid could easily be foiled by their 30 minute delivery guarantee.

On January 30, 1989, a man by the name of Kenneth Lamar Noid took the creation of the little guy as a personal attack on his character. Not one to take such a slight lying down, Mr. Noid took a Domino's location in Atlanta hostage, forcing them to make a special pizza and salad against their will. His demands included $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of the hit science fiction novel, "The Widow's Son".

Eventually, Mr. Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident, when reached for comment about Mr. Noid, Police Chief Reed Miller was quoted as saying, "He's paranoid."

Thank you for your time.

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Help an unoriginal person be punny

Wordplay with "domino"

*Am I doing this right? New to Reddit

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I ordered pizza and they got the order wrong...

I ordered pizza from dominos. All I wanted on mine was BBQ sauce and meatballs. When I opened the box, there was mushrooms on it!

I turned to the wife and told her; 'All I wanted was BBQ sauce and meatballs, there wasn't Mush-room for error'.

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My grandfather just killed it

So for some reason while playing dominos we started talking about doing laundry and my grandmother says she always uses dryer sheets except for her delicates and bras and that she hangs them... trying to be funny my little brother said why would you HAAAANG them? And my grandma starts to reply seriously right as my grandfather cuts in and said "they committed a couple hold ups"

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