I went to University to study to be a doctor.

Unfortunately, I had to drop out. I just didn't have the patients.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Dad:"I need to call the doctor today." Mom:" Which doctor?"

Dad: "No the regular kind."

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📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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While going to Class...

My dad's a doctor / teacher and his workplace was close to my university, so he often took me to class in this busted '83 BMW-320 which he bought brand new. This one time he arranged for one of his former students (John, now teacher as well) to take us, and he shows up in a brand new Audi A4. We get out of the car and i ask him:

-"Dad, how come John has a brand new Audi A4 and you're still driving the same busted car you've had since I was born?"

-"John doesn't have any children."

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👤︎ u/salazarb
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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