A list of puns related to "Distribution Centers"
It turns out test tube babies can't grow up to be truckers. They're not Peterbuilt.
A dockworker at a grocery distribution center accidentally spilled curry powder on my leg. At least I know I'm a seasoned trucker.
I had a really annoying seal on the back of my trailer. Had to keep feeding it fish.
Bonus:
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I was discussing my new job in a home improvement chain's distribution center with my dad and told him I unloaded a truck full of blinds. His response, "Sounds shady."
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