[request] puns involving spears?

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

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📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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Did you read that article about humans running out of salt?

It was pretty distasteful

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👤︎ u/mikekara
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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Why did the vegan girl get a Susie Q doll?

She found Barbie Q distasteful

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Oct 14 2017
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