29 Hilarious Displays Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Ever hear what happened to the dead guy who was put on display?

Remains to be seen.

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📅︎ Jan 29 2021

I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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👤︎ u/bobbylake71

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Son: There's a life-sized "Leg lamp" at the light display! It's like 4 feet tall!

Me: No, it's only one foot.

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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👤︎ u/mgrasso75

📅︎ Oct 23 2020

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A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...

...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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saw this meme on my kkkk display

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👤︎ u/thelonepirate_

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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How does a painter display his masterpiece?

Easely.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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Attire on display

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👤︎ u/bishkink

📅︎ Jan 12 2020

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Why do British people display such an inviting behaviour?

Because they add U to everything

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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A stealth fighter on display

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👤︎ u/kkwong2003

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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Tip of the day: The toilets at Lowes are just for display.

(they should put signs on those, or something..)

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66

📅︎ Dec 14 2019

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Takes a lot of balls to put up this kind of display

https://i.imgur.com/XSiYicg.jpg

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👤︎ u/santa_fantasma

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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I wanted to buy the new Apple Pro Display but I only have $4999...

I can’t stand it!

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👤︎ u/impulsive-ideas

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...

There were lots of Sonic booms that night.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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Just got the results of my assessment to be part of the air display team

I passed with flying colours

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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I went to a zoo that only had one dog on display

It was a Shih Tzu

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👤︎ u/JPugzz

📅︎ Nov 13 2018

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My new years RESOLUTION is to run a 5k... Display

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👤︎ u/onesmallserving

📅︎ Jun 04 2015

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In tents armor display i.reddituploads.com/9b38a…

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👤︎ u/Stretch_Aye

📅︎ Sep 25 2016

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The display at the Levis-Strauss museum showed the entire dungarees' history.

It was a thorough exhibition of the jean-ealogy.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 08 2018

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An electric, rotating door that displays the news has been invented.

It's a shocking turn of events.

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👤︎ u/hectice_raine

📅︎ Jun 24 2017

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I just finished reading an article about public displays of American patriotism. It was very impressive.

After I was done, I pointed at it and yelled, “You essay! You essay!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 18 2018

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I was at the mall and this dad walked past a display car

He turned to his daughter and said "I don't think they're supposed to park here"

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👤︎ u/BurtKusch51

📅︎ Nov 10 2017

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I went to get my face casted a month in advance so I could be put on display in a wax museum.

I think I was getting ahead of myself.

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👤︎ u/theamiabledude

📅︎ Jun 13 2018

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How did the painter display his master piece?

Easely

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👤︎ u/univarseman

📅︎ Apr 05 2017

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Sandals on Display

Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding ~~it's~~ its pair in a box.

Cust: I need help finding it's match.

Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?

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👤︎ u/Kuebic

📅︎ Aug 16 2016

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A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.

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👤︎ u/jefuchs

📅︎ Mar 05 2016

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With my third display I can say that I got much more space !

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👤︎ u/Mcbujold

📅︎ May 19 2014

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I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...

After all, they're in mint condition...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Dec 12 2016

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A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.

I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"

She said "I fixed it!"

I replied "No, you defaced it!"

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👤︎ u/De-Vox

📅︎ Mar 30 2016

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