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Discomforts Puns

A list of puns related to "Discomforts"

What do you call a tampon wrapped in tinsel?

A festive period!

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👤︎ u/EnvironmentalTooth73
📅︎ Dec 09 2022
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My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I just took him to the vet to get him checked out.

No word yet…

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 25 2022
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My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night

But I will recover

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👤︎ u/jonnybe12
📅︎ Mar 06 2022
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Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):

"Well, this is Auk-World...."

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👤︎ u/pj566
📅︎ May 06 2020
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My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye

I now have Heinzsight

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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