I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornelius____
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Played a game with friends...was not disappointed!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My son went to propose his crush today with a huge smile but came back with a disappointed frown.

Me: "What's wrong, didn't it go well?"

Son:"No it didn't, she flat out rejected me. I did so much to plan this so all of it goes well, I called her to the fancy restaurant near that giant wall that holds the water and brought the best bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates too but she still said that she likes me only as a friend."

Me: "Dam son"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanscipher435
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How profoundly disappointing to know...

...that the band 'Toto' was not made up of former members of the band 'Kansas'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My manager gave me a disappointed look when he saw my doodle.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......

I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was driving through Portland, Augusta, and Bangor and was disappointed that I couldn't find any lobster.

I thought that was their Maine attraction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faceless-Pronoun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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So THAT’S what happens when a diety gets disappointed...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlesh13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.

The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...

And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calliecadillac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I was disappointed in the synonym toast,

because it was just warm bread.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My Dad just said this one in the drive-thru not 2 minutes ago

First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')

My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefishwhisperer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I shot 3 under on 18 holes today but I'm still pretty disappointed.

My performance was really subpar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beaster05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I met mr. T and I was very disappointed!

He offered me coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why were margarine's parents disappointed in her?

They had raised her butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShanShen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG

I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MordaBest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I’ve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab

Just Dew It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLTakenusername
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping it’ll blow but I’m disappointed.. every time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I just got back from an animal park and I was disappointed there was only a small dog there.

It was a shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigManSam14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My wife was disappointed with the castle shaped clock I bought for her birthday....

But it’s the fort that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Not Dat knee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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2 priests walk into a vampire

One says "Quick show him your cross"

The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?

He was a bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wildeyewilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?

A weedwacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenIISD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I'll stick to my ribs

A woman walked into the kitchen one day and saw, much to her horror, her husband sitting at the table with blood all over most of his face, his chest, hands, arm, and on the table. She watched for a moment, shocked, as he began pouring barbeque sauce on his arm where most of the blood was coming from.

"Stop that! What are you doing!? What happened to your arm?!" She finally managed to scream as she unjammed all the words trying to flow out at once.

Her husband looked at her with a disgusted frown and a shake of his head and replied "I've made a terrible me-steak"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazmo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My date was really excited when I invited her over for cocktails, but she left extremely disappointed.

She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present

And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbillardier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I got to meet the tallest man in the world last week.

I was disappointed by how he looked down on everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastest_finger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gell0us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I was so disappointed, I moped for a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I bought a bag of bird seed and I'm SO disappointed...

Not a single bird grew after I planted it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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The Mysterious Sound

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.

He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gasballbutsmol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I used a dad joke from here on my dad and he already knew it. I asked him how and he said...

"I Reddit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbdiggs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Son: mom, dad, I’m gay

Me: clenches fist

Wife: don’t you dare

Me: face turns red

Wife: ........

Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why were the vegan parents disappointed when their son became interested in astronomy?

He was looking into meteor showers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Was looking for some coconut milk, wasn't disappointed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/taekookgi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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A masochist walks into a French bakery.

And immediately leaves, disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BMWtheCreative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I just finished watching a movie about graphs, but it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I was disappointed in the elevator

It let me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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