25 Hilarious Disappeared Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow,

would I be mist?

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"

His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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All London policemen have disappeared!

Investigators are out of Leeds.

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👤︎ u/rintaro82

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.

Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

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👤︎ u/petrifiedgumball

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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A pilot told a joke and he and his plane disappeared.

It didn't land.

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👤︎ u/Brannigans_Law__

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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My friend declared bankruptcy and disappeared to get rid of all his bills...

It was his un-due-ing.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 07 2020

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What did the old surfer do right before he disappeared forever?

Waved goodbye

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...

I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead

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👤︎ u/david7494

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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In 1590, all of the pilgrims of Roanoke suddenly disappeared without a trace

It was very un-settling

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👤︎ u/linknt01

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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I was wondering where the sun had disappeared to.

Then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/joeybo33

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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Did you hear about that finnish plane that was hijacked ? It disappeared into Finn Air.

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👤︎ u/ironbagpiper

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...

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👤︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex

📅︎ May 21 2019

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My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace

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👤︎ u/KirbyThings

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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The glue from my Hot glue gun disappeared and I don't know Why.

I am completely Glueless

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👤︎ u/Narcissa_Galadriel

📅︎ Aug 05 2019

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A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!

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👤︎ u/hughdman

📅︎ Nov 13 2018

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All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.

They currently have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/youessbee

📅︎ Feb 19 2017

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When my brother told my father he wanted to be a woman, my father just kind of disappeared

That's when he became transparent

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👤︎ u/MrTino

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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In chemistry class, my son was combining acetic acid with some sort of base when he disappeared...

I guess it's true what they say -- he who acetates is lost.

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel

📅︎ Jul 03 2018

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Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared?

She stayed up all night looking for it. Then it dawned on her.

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👤︎ u/ser_balls

📅︎ Nov 11 2014

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Shit all of my word files disappeared...

who let the .docx out?

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👤︎ u/KimJongEwww

📅︎ Apr 19 2017

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My sock has disappeared!

Something strange is... afoot.

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👤︎ u/h1ppophagist

📅︎ Sep 08 2012

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Did you hear about the math teacher who disappeared right in front of his class for 43 seconds?

He went indivisible.

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👤︎ u/fightthepower22

📅︎ Dec 24 2016

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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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👤︎ u/IAmNotScottBakula

📅︎ Sep 10 2014

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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow

Would I be mist?

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👤︎ u/Albamc35

📅︎ May 07 2020

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