Wouldn't that be a pocket pocket dimension?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Made-Of-Magic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My wife wrote me a note about the dimensions of her dresser.

It was very deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What is the tastiest dimension?

Thyme

Im sorry

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My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/modestmolerat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Two dimensions really are

Plane and simple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasta-hobo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I visited a another dimension
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_wetness
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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How many dimensions does a picture of a fish have?

tuna-half

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I was being shown around a house. "What are the dimensions of this room?" I asked the guy.

He said, "Height, width, and length."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I gave up studying the first dimension.

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeladrift
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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My son asked me about the different dimensions the other day.

I told him "I'd like to avoid the matter at this time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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How do you measure a social media influencer’s popularity?

By dimensions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eladabbub
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Found on Amazon Customer Questions - What are the dimensions of this item (Converse shoes)?

At least one foot long.

( https://imgur.com/a/05232 )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popuptwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oddly_Specific
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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What did Square say when he looked at how hard Cube had it in the third dimension?

Well, THIS puts things into perspective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G4dgey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2014
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, β€œWould you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry I can’t. There’s no Time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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How many sides does a circle have?

Two! The inside and the outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letrollface1279
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Pun help

Hello, my girlfriend and I LOVE puns, but I haven't been able to come up with a good pun for her name. Her name is Tessa, and help is appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCPgaming
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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Wanna hear a good one liner?

1 Dimension

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalen2612
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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Tiny Little Ruler

I was using a ruler earlier in the day because I had to measure and cut something to very specific dimensions. It was a really tiny 6-inch ruler. A few hours later I was looking for it but couldn't find it at all and was starting to get pissed.

Me: Where the hell did it go? I had it two hours ago!

Mom: What are you looking for?

Me (shouting): the tiny little ruler!

From the other side of the house, my dad shouted: "Napoleon?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tauntaun-tamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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A couple from my U.S. History teacher.

Student: How long is the test?

Teacher: Holds up test pretending to measure its dimensions "I'd say about eleven inches."

Another student: "Is there a curve?"

Teacher: Holds up test again this time bending it "Now there is."

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How mathematicians break up...

Initially inspired by a joke I heard elsewhere on the Internet but I took it a step farther. Hint: there are several hidden puns (at least 6)

Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your X. As to the reason she left, we'll never know Y. She probably never fancied your green bra. Maybe it's a sin that she wants a distant relationship. But have no fear, as she spans higher dimensions for true love, she'll look far and wide, for she lives on the edge. She'll soon realize that she's not so significant after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgbradley1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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