I have had a Canon printer for years.
It was very deep.
Thyme
Im sorry
tuna-half
He said, "Height, width, and length."
What's the point?
I told him "I'd like to avoid the matter at this time."
By dimensions
At least one foot long.
( https://imgur.com/a/05232 )
It's about time!
Well, THIS puts things into perspective.
She didn't believe me.
https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm
He said, “Sorry I can’t. There’s no Time.”
Two! The inside and the outside
Hello, my girlfriend and I LOVE puns, but I haven't been able to come up with a good pun for her name. Her name is Tessa, and help is appreciated
I was using a ruler earlier in the day because I had to measure and cut something to very specific dimensions. It was a really tiny 6-inch ruler. A few hours later I was looking for it but couldn't find it at all and was starting to get pissed.
Me: Where the hell did it go? I had it two hours ago!
Mom: What are you looking for?
Me (shouting): the tiny little ruler!
From the other side of the house, my dad shouted: "Napoleon?"
Student: How long is the test?
Teacher: Holds up test pretending to measure its dimensions "I'd say about eleven inches."
Another student: "Is there a curve?"
Teacher: Holds up test again this time bending it "Now there is."
Initially inspired by a joke I heard elsewhere on the Internet but I took it a step farther. Hint: there are several hidden puns (at least 6)
Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your X. As to the reason she left, we'll never know Y. She probably never fancied your green bra. Maybe it's a sin that she wants a distant relationship. But have no fear, as she spans higher dimensions for true love, she'll look far and wide, for she lives on the edge. She'll soon realize that she's not so significant after all.
