I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
The USA has finally been upgraded to be fully digital.
The new America is called USB.
How many digits are there in pi?
What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
I know every single digit of pi...
Just not in the right order!
I’ll do a digital one later
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
How many bones are in a human hand?
When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”
“Sure, it does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
I bought a digital book on how to scam on-line.
Have not received it yet.
Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.
I asked a german girl for her phone number. She only gave me one digit though.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
I hate people with no digits on their feet
I am lack-toes intolerant
In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.
I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.
I know all of the digits of pi...
I just cannae remember the order.
There are 10 kinds of people.
Those that understand binary and those who dont.
Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.
Just not in the right order.
I can list every single number that's in Pi.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?
Are you trying to catch these hands?
Why did the hand have trouble using its watch?
A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.
I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.
"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
Blind Seagull, Digital, [OC]
I've memorized all the digits of pi
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
I hate people with no digits on their feet.
Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
I know every digit of Pi...
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