Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.
Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.
M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!
H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)
M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.
H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.
M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.
H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams
M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
I canβt find the words for how much this bugs me.
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.
I donβt know and I donβt care.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
You can't make a vitamin.
Me: Wait. I can change.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
My dad didnt beat cancer
Edit: difference between ME and cancer
The letter f
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
Oneβs a wigwam, oneβs a Wham! wig.
One will see you later. The other will see you after while
You canβt unscrew a pregnant woman!
I asked for coffee.
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
One is hare-ier than the other!
He's a roamin' Cat'lic.
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
A radius.
One takes fourtoes the other five toes.
They're nuts!
One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.
"Standard deviation", he replied.
βYou just havenβt been cutting it lately.β
A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine? . . . . ...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
There is a lot of cross referencing.
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
You can unscrew a light bulb
A cow always moos but a moose never cows
He sent in ten different puns hoping at ο»Ώleast one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, ο»Ώno pun in ten did.
There was a man who entered a local newspaper pun contest. He sent in ten different puns the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
One is heavy one is a little lighter.
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
