10 Hilarious Dic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

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👤︎ u/jmtr515

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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What did the citizens of the USSR make out of their potatoes?

Dic-tater tots

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👤︎ u/TheArduin

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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WHICH POTATO RULES THEM ALL?

The Dic-tator.

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👤︎ u/agentvision

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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After getting married, the woman filed for divorce the very next morning...........

Judge: "I don't understand, what happened?"

Woman: "I work in a pharmacy. I met him when he first came there last week and asked to purchase an X-X-X-X-L condom. That's when I thought, for a happy pleasureful life, I should get him to marry me before any other girls find out and lap him up."

Judge: "ok.... then? "

Woman: "I held my excitement all day thru the wedding, waiting for the night..... so at night when I my curiosity couldn't wait any longer........I found out something."

Judge: "what?"

Woman: "the Bastard has speech disorder.... he STAMMERS!!"

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?

Dic-traitor

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👤︎ u/Kestrokapil

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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Have you ever tried Jewish coffee?

Israeli good.

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👤︎ u/priv_rex

📅︎ Jun 29 2018

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What do you call an angry potato?

A Dic-tater

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👤︎ u/Ze1vin

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

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What does an EMT shout when he’s hit in the groin?

ME-DIC

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👤︎ u/Zomghi5

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young?

That's how he became a dic-tator.

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👤︎ u/ItsSoSticky

📅︎ Jan 13 2016

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What do you call a bossy potato?

A dic-tater!

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👤︎ u/DannyCKing

📅︎ Aug 02 2017

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