My friend was sitting next to a DeWalt drill. I asked him if they had met as I pointed at the drill.

He said.. "What kind of question is that?" So I said "So you know the drill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_Make_DadJokes
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I was using my drill at work when all of a sudden it heated up so much, it caught fire!

So I called up Dewalt and they said: β€œnot to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”

REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydtheslothe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I found Bernie Sanders' brother...

I work selling home improvements supplies/ tools in a department store. My co-worker and I were putting new products on the shelves, and I happened to grab some power sanders, so I remarked to my co -worker that

I found Bernie Sanders' brother, DeWalt Sanders.

(DeWalt is a brand of hand and power tools.)

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