“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
Her: Where is the 5th?
French guy: Cinq.
Because they are good buoys.
Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.
Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.
I didn't even know he was il
But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.
Kim Jong Deux
Because one egg is un oeuf.
They’re using Kim Jong Deux
CLAUDE!! 😂😂
A Two-Deux list.
just wait until you meet Kim Jong Deux!
Kim Jong-deux
Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.
Heard this one on the radio during the Sunday Puzzle segment on NPR's Weekend America yesterday. A grandfatherly contestant on the program (named Gérard) asked this riddle of NYTimes puzzlemaster and Yale enigmatologist Will Shortz:
"Two cats are competing to see who would win in a race swimming across the English Channel. The cats' names are One-Two-Three Cat and Un-Deux-Trois Cat. Who won?"
Shortz was stumped. The contestant answered the riddle saying:
"The English cat, One-Two-Three Cat won because Un-Deux-Trois-Quatre-Cinq."
Kim Jong-Deux and Kim Jong-Trois
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My son speaks french.
"Defeat" sounds almost exactly like "Deux feet".
I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.
The English cat braced herself, and said “One, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said “Un, deux, trois !” Cat sank.
One is called ‘one two three’ and the other is ‘in deux trois’. Which Cat won the race?
‘One two three’ because the ‘un deux trois’ cat sank.
One is called "one two three", the other is called "un deux trois". Who won?
"One two three" won because "un deux trois" cat sank
One cat was named "One Two Three", the other cat was named "Un Deux Trois". Which cat won?
One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
Two Cats swimming the English Channel to France, one was called One Two Three and the other Un Deux Trois
which cat made it?
One Two Three because Un deux trois Cat Sank
They were named One Two Three, and Un Deux Trois.
England won; The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
