If you destroy a city made of cheese, you would have a lot of de brie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesaddreamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Did you hear about the monster-sized piece of cheese destroying the city?

It's Gorgonzilla!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My wife and I are dueling each other with Bridgerton jokes.

(For reference, the show's most iconic line is "I burn for you".)

It all started last night when I proposed we make butter. She thought that would be time-consuming, but I said I'd do it because "I churn for you."

She later retaliated by saying she was going to Switzerland because "I Bern for you".

I fired back that evening by rotating my body in bed. "I turn for you."

Just now she said we should take a pottery class. Then she laid it on me with "I urn for you".

But I was ready. "That sounds expensive, but don't worry - I earn for you."

So yeah countless villages have been ravaged and cities destroyed in our conquest. I'll keep you updated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captpan6
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