A retired traffic cop walks into a bar

A retired traffic cop walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What have you been up to since you retired?" the bartender asks. "Actually, I've just designed a new line of decorative sleeves that go over women's handbags," the retired officer says. "I call them Hot Purse Suits."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Nov 25 2022
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(Mom joke, probably) Did you know they're selling women's underwear now that's designed to resist blood stains?

They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.

They're hard to spot.

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👤︎ u/piscimancy
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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I'm going to design decorative sleeves that go over women's handbags and call them...

... Hot Purse Suits

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📅︎ Nov 02 2014
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