A list of puns related to "Deja Vu"
I think I've forgotten this before.
I swear I have before. The strangest feeling
I feel like I've done this crap before
"Have we been here before? I'm sure we've been here before." - Every male member of my family (including my Alzheimer's stricken grandfather).
Every time.
But I feel like itβs been posted here before.
They always say theyβve been herbivore.
"I feel like I've ben hur before."
While spending time with my parents in law, my father in law asks my wife, "Ever get deja vu?" "No.." "Ever get deja vu?" "Oh my god.." "Ever get deja vu? Whoa.. deja vu."
Happy Father's Day!
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with βIβm not sure but I swear Iβve seen it beforeβ
Heβs now pissing himself laughing and mam doesnβt get it
So I stayed with relatives in New Zealand for a while. I had no knowledge of the local places.
They were talking about a certain french style cafe.
Me: What's the cafe called?
Cousin: It's called deja-vu. Do you know it?
Me: Yeah I think I've seen it already.
Silence and faces of clueless people
I even had to explain the joke which kinda made me feel dumb. So I thought that's probably how a dad feels after making one of these jokes.
I think I've forgotten this before
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