Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
He only ever needs one drumstick.
A chicken has two drumsticks.
because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
Mount Rushmore
....she becomes a Def leopard.
Could you please moooooooooove?
is an onion.
There was a fly buzzing around my laboratory, so I decided to do an experiment. After 10 minutes, I was able to catch it. I set it on the table and said "Fly, fly". The fly flew away immediately after I released it. After another 10 minutes, I was able to catch it again. This time, I took a pair of tweezers and removed its wings. I said "fly, fly", but this time it didn't do anything once released. I was able to determine one thing: when you remove the wings from a fly, it becomes deaf.
Their band is called Def Leper
My sonβs shit drawing of a snake.
Def Leppard!
Def Leppard!
We were explaining the word depth and how it relates to the word of deep.
Kid can't say the word depth. So he said:"the entire univuse is pretty Def right dad?!"
I chimed in immediately: "I'm sure it is kiddo universe due to the too few ears in it."
Hi-def
Def Leppard
Pour some sugar on me by Def Leppard!
Donβt know if itβs against the rules but hereβs the link. https://www.facebook.com/AllDefDigital/videos/1558974744195385/
A pig fell in the mud. ππ
Also, when we were little and my sister (I'm 29/f, she's 2 years my junior) would cry and scream and beg about not getting what she want, my dad would always ask her "Who built the ark?" That shit always pissed her off and me too sometimes but it's def funny now.
One more from him .. when we go out to eat he always tries to hand us a straw but it's really just the wrapper he made to look like there was one still in there.
Notices that in Season 6 rapper Mos Def is listed as just Mos in the credits. Promptly says "I guess he got his hearing back!"
We have the old-rock radio station playing in our office and I was mockingly humming along to the tunes of one of the songs.
Then my supervisor says, "Oh I know you are not making fun of Def Leppard."
"It's not like they would be able to hear me if I was." I replied.
No one laughed, but the manager walked out of his office to say, "Come on guys, you have to admit that one was good."
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...
A Def Leppard
Def Leppard
Def Leppard
