Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?

He only ever needs one drumstick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What’s the difference between Def Leppard and a chicken?

A chicken has two drumsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/partyfoul2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Why is Def Leppard the safest music to air drum to?

because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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Must be how they got famous.

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What has nine arms and rocks?

Def Leppard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhereFudgeIsMade
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What has 9 arms and sucks!

Def Leppard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What do you call a hearing impaired big cat?

Def Leppard

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What’s a crΓ¨me brΓ»lΓ©es favorite song?

Pour some sugar on me by Def Leppard!

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Just dad-joked my boss, and I'm pretty darned proud of myself.

We have the old-rock radio station playing in our office and I was mockingly humming along to the tunes of one of the songs.

Then my supervisor says, "Oh I know you are not making fun of Def Leppard."

"It's not like they would be able to hear me if I was." I replied.

No one laughed, but the manager walked out of his office to say, "Come on guys, you have to admit that one was good."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harasoluka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?

A Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Javery003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WILKESwithouttheE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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What do you call a hearing impaired cat?

Def Leppard

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