Declensions Puns

The dean says “While we know you are doing well in your engineering studies, there some very troubling reports from your core curriculum professors. In English, your professor says you constantly use the passive voice in your essays; your art history professor says you are constantly confusing Caravaggio with Michelangelo; and your Latin professor says you can’t get any of the declensions forms right. These are very serious allegations indeed.”

“But sir, I don’t understand what the big deal is, these are just minor mistakes…”

“Minor mistakes? These are crimes against humanities!”