Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Declares"
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly.
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
It runs in your jeans
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
Apparently transparency is very important to them.
(I'll let myself out...)
Yihad!
Don’t miss “Bourne is the King of Israel”
"Just the wife"
"Man, i love you from my head tomatoes."
"So you're a Protestant."
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Has been declared the world hide and seek champion!!
Because he de-neigh-ed everything.
...which was "Thirsty".
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He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
They are "not c".
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It was his un-due-ing.
Gorilla wharf heir.
I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offender‽"
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
Guess it should have been called Temporary 21...
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
As soon as my foot falls asleep, my wife's going to declare me brain dead.
Because the government declared a rock down.
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
They have a Bark Mitzvah.
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"These are grounds for dismissal."
It's an abomination.
W.H.O let the dogs out.
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