Does this qualify as a decent pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorkchopz
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Sukkot is the most thrilling of Jewish holidays...

It's in tents!

(technically tents would not make a legitimate Sukkah, but they do make decent puns)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabonko
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I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.

They're always dropping the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What's a decent Asian stereotype?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call a decent cup of coffee?

Just an average joe.

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Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?

The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever

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I occasionally read tarot cards, with decent accuracy. Because of my weight and ability many call me a fat psychic.

I prefer the term β€œfour-chin tellerβ€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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My dad did a decent job bending his stick.

Ok boomerang.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I live in ukraine and i watched that show chernobyl pretty decent but...

I counted 13 inaccuracies on my right hand alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WowCreativeName
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Cheesy, but a decent pizza wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcatjazz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...

He's kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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A long time ago you could make decent money from the copper mines...

Now if you had one you'd be making pennies.

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Why can't Scandinavians cook a decent breakfast?

Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DvorakWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why do kids say β€œdec” instead of decent?

They have no cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I was hoping to buy a new car but I was after decent onboard storage so after the salesman specified lots of features about it, I asked "Cargo space?"

He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Which engineers are the most decent fellows?

Civil Engineers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?

Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/internet_warlord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?

I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.

"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.

Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikomiji
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I went to a wedding a few weeks ago for two antennas.

The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alli_roo22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My son asked me to describe the pretty decent manufacturing plant I work at

I told him it was a satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paarb
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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My first (decent) dad joke!

Girlfriend "oh and my credit card is now disabled" Me "is it in a wheelchair or on crutches?"

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Dilbert can do a decent dad joke now and then.

http://dilbert.com/strip/1991-03-16

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cartossin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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I can never find a decent ladder. They all only get me 2 feet off the ground.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Decent Decks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedrtis
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r/dadjokes is recruiting moderators, join us!

Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)

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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,

Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.

Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.

So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.

Answer these 3 questions in your reply:

  1. How would you describe a dad joke?
  2. Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
  3. You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?

Only apply if:

  • You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
  • You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
  • You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
  • You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
  • You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)

We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:

  • You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
  • You've got some automod experience
  • You've got some sub-customisation experience

Don't apply if:

  • You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
  • You're more concerned about Internet points than real people

We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
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My collection of Polos should sell for a decent price

They are in mint condition after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeilBillAndI
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Summer festival provided decent setup courtesy of my wife

Her: "I remember hearing last year that the Corn Festival in Sun Prairie is pretty fun, want to go?"

Me: "I'm in but it'd better be aMAIZEing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btone911
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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Decent Dadjoke Hidden in a School Text

Excerpt from a book my class is reading:

"...'Say please and thank you nicely and I might let you have some.'

'Please and thank you nicely,' Haroun said quickly."

Haroun must just be saying this to impress his father. I plan to bring it up next class and hopefully get approval for an essay topic regarding dadjokes and their place in literature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DampWaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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I consider myself a decent purveyor of dad jokes, but my dad showed me there is still much to learn from him

I was drinking in an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day a few years ago when the building suffered a malfunction. The register cover of the air conditioning vent was not secured to the wall and worked its way loose, hitting me and a friend. I ended up with a cut on my forehead, a spiffy blue bandaid from the kitchen first aid kit, and a comped bar tab.

My dad told me I should have duct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tasty_rogue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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Not a dad, but I think I cracked a pretty decent one today

I was at band practice, and my friend was getting agitated by a bee that was flying around him.

Me:"What're you doing?" Him:"There's a bee that's flying around me and it won't go away." Me: "Well then just let it...be"

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A local barber in my area was arrested for selling drugs.

It blew my mindβ€”I've been his customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/averageteencuber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Did you know that dogs can’t read x-ray’s and MRI’s?

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
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I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.

Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.

Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.

I thought to myself at last a decent punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

....because freedom rings.

Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!

Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avalon794
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Noice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explofingjelly54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What do you call a factory that makes good products?

Satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buckley2111
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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A guy went to a Halloween party wearing regular clothes with his girlfriend sitting on his shoulder.....

...the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume - I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Bought a broken plane

I came scross a guy selling a plane for cheap. The catch is that it had a bad engine. Well I'm no pilot, yet I am a decent cook. So I gutted the inside and converted into a diner. Im really excited, yet I fear it will never take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopGoodman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Went to ask my girlfriends father for permission to marry

He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!"

I said: "Hi leaving I'm John!"

The wedding is next month

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πŸ‘€︎ u/selector96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Two people are having sex in Alabama and they begin to sweat. What is the weather report?

Relative humidity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call a clowder of criminal cats?

The meowfia.

You guys didnt know the collective noun for cats is "clowder", right?

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Looking out his window, a viking named Rudolph the Red declared, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What's a decent Asian stereo type?

Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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