Does this qualify as a decent pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorkchopz
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I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.

They're always dropping the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What's a decent Asian stereotype?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call a decent cup of coffee?

Just an average joe.

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I occasionally read tarot cards, with decent accuracy. Because of my weight and ability many call me a fat psychic.

I prefer the term β€œfour-chin tellerβ€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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My dad did a decent job bending his stick.

Ok boomerang.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I live in ukraine and i watched that show chernobyl pretty decent but...

I counted 13 inaccuracies on my right hand alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WowCreativeName
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...

He's kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Cheesy, but a decent pizza wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcatjazz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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A long time ago you could make decent money from the copper mines...

Now if you had one you'd be making pennies.

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Why can't Scandinavians cook a decent breakfast?

Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DvorakWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why do kids say β€œdec” instead of decent?

They have no cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I was hoping to buy a new car but I was after decent onboard storage so after the salesman specified lots of features about it, I asked "Cargo space?"

He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Which engineers are the most decent fellows?

Civil Engineers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory
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My son asked me to describe the pretty decent manufacturing plant I work at

I told him it was a satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paarb
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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My first (decent) dad joke!

Girlfriend "oh and my credit card is now disabled" Me "is it in a wheelchair or on crutches?"

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Dilbert can do a decent dad joke now and then.

http://dilbert.com/strip/1991-03-16

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cartossin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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I can never find a decent ladder. They all only get me 2 feet off the ground.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Decent Decks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedrtis
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Summer festival provided decent setup courtesy of my wife

Her: "I remember hearing last year that the Corn Festival in Sun Prairie is pretty fun, want to go?"

Me: "I'm in but it'd better be aMAIZEing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btone911
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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Decent Dadjoke Hidden in a School Text

Excerpt from a book my class is reading:

"...'Say please and thank you nicely and I might let you have some.'

'Please and thank you nicely,' Haroun said quickly."

Haroun must just be saying this to impress his father. I plan to bring it up next class and hopefully get approval for an essay topic regarding dadjokes and their place in literature.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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I consider myself a decent purveyor of dad jokes, but my dad showed me there is still much to learn from him

I was drinking in an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day a few years ago when the building suffered a malfunction. The register cover of the air conditioning vent was not secured to the wall and worked its way loose, hitting me and a friend. I ended up with a cut on my forehead, a spiffy blue bandaid from the kitchen first aid kit, and a comped bar tab.

My dad told me I should have duct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tasty_rogue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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Not a dad, but I think I cracked a pretty decent one today

I was at band practice, and my friend was getting agitated by a bee that was flying around him.

Me:"What're you doing?" Him:"There's a bee that's flying around me and it won't go away." Me: "Well then just let it...be"

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What's a decent Asian stereo type?

Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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