They're always dropping the ball.
I like Sony and Yamaha.
Just an average joe.
I prefer the term “four-chin teller“.
Ok boomerang.
I counted 13 inaccuracies on my right hand alone
He's kind of a big dill
Now if you had one you'd be making pennies.
Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest
They have no cents
He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"
Civil Engineers.
I told him it was a satisfactory.
Girlfriend "oh and my credit card is now disabled" Me "is it in a wheelchair or on crutches?"
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Her: "I remember hearing last year that the Corn Festival in Sun Prairie is pretty fun, want to go?"
Me: "I'm in but it'd better be aMAIZEing"
Excerpt from a book my class is reading:
"...'Say please and thank you nicely and I might let you have some.'
'Please and thank you nicely,' Haroun said quickly."
Haroun must just be saying this to impress his father. I plan to bring it up next class and hopefully get approval for an essay topic regarding dadjokes and their place in literature.
I was drinking in an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day a few years ago when the building suffered a malfunction. The register cover of the air conditioning vent was not secured to the wall and worked its way loose, hitting me and a friend. I ended up with a cut on my forehead, a spiffy blue bandaid from the kitchen first aid kit, and a comped bar tab.
My dad told me I should have duct.
I was at band practice, and my friend was getting agitated by a bee that was flying around him.
Me:"What're you doing?" Him:"There's a bee that's flying around me and it won't go away." Me: "Well then just let it...be"
