Deadliness Puns

A list of puns related to "Deadliness"

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles...

My next trip to the washroom could spell disaster.

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👤︎ u/DRJA5
📅︎ Jan 09 2023
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It's a bit embarrassing to admit this here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street mimes..

and they did some unspeakable things to me..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jan 21 2023
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Did you hear about the time Mozart farted in bed? He ended up calling it....

Sheet Music

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum
📅︎ Jan 09 2023
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What do you call a partner who snoops through your phone?

A peek a boo

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👤︎ u/Your_royalshyness
📅︎ Jan 05 2023
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I once was kidnapped by a bunch of mines.

They did unspeakable things to me.

Edit: mimes. Not mines. Damn you iPhone.

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👤︎ u/sneabnfrok
📅︎ Oct 30 2022
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Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Dec 13 2022
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What’s the deadliest thing in the world… with two butts?

An assassin.

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👤︎ u/Skjaaf_Tincutter
📅︎ Jan 10 2023
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I'm against driving when drunk

It's too whiskey

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👤︎ u/Shadow_TFEWar_YT
📅︎ Sep 12 2022
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I just heard about a mute convict that went on a murderous rampage in my town..

They say he did unspeakable things.

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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I’m deaf. I won the auction..

But at what cost?

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👤︎ u/AFeddy
📅︎ Jul 10 2022
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Why can’t we speak with the dead?

It just doesn’t make any séance!

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👤︎ u/dunno_wut_i_am_doing
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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My girlfriend asked me: How many degrees is the sun?

I told her it was 360

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👤︎ u/TheCuckooShow
📅︎ May 19 2022
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Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.

Must be from my Uncle Ben.

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👤︎ u/Pengu_62
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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It's a bit embarrassing to admit this here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street mimes..

..and they did some unspeakable things to me.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 21 2022
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I was once attacked by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

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👤︎ u/randoguy98
📅︎ Aug 23 2022
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My friend got attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to him

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👤︎ u/Godsot_235
📅︎ Aug 01 2022
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