Datebook Puns

A list of puns related to "Datebook"

My wife said, “I think I lost my datebook. Do you know where it is?”

I said, “I think..you may have a hidden agenda.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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My wife said, “I can’t seem to find my datebook. Do you know where it is?”

I said, “Sounds like... you have a hidden agenda.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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My wife just told me, “I can’t find my datebook. I’ve looked for it everywhere. Have you seen it?”

Me: It seems like....you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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👤︎ u/MenacingBanjo
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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My wife said, “I’ve been looking for my datebook for hours. Have you seen it?”

Me: It looks like..... you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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My wife: I lost my datebook. I looked everywhere and can’t find it!!

Me: It looks like... you got a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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Her: I can’t find my datebook. Have you seen it? I looked everywhere!

Me: It looks like......you have a hidden agenda.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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