Calendars Puns

A list of puns related to "Calendars"

Here's a bunch of calendar puns
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👤︎ u/Iziahzay
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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I thought of a calendar pun.

...but it was week.

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👤︎ u/Logic_and_Memes
📅︎ Apr 28 2016
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Two guys stole a calendar

They got six months each.

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👤︎ u/wilhelmfart
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
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👤︎ u/Equivalent_Market_94
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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I got fired from a calendar factory today.

They didn't like it that I took a few days off.

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👤︎ u/wojtex535
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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I fear for the Calendar.

It’s days are numbered...

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👤︎ u/wilhelmfart
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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👤︎ u/Storeybook_03
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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It took me over 6 months to come up with a joke about calendars and clocks.

It's about time.

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👤︎ u/mynickname86
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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I used to work at a calendar factory

But they fired me for taking a couple of days off

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👤︎ u/jaden_strommer
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why do calendars not last very long?

Their days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/Syr_Lead
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What's the difference between me and the calendar?

A CALENDAR HAS DATES.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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I got arrested for stealing a calendar

I'm looking at 12 months

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Day 2 of my wife's "Dadvent" calendar! reddit.com/gallery/k5344i
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👤︎ u/teRi9229
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Day 5 of my wife's Dadvent calendar!
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👤︎ u/teRi9229
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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My wife crafted me a "Dadvent" calendar. This is day one! reddit.com/gallery/k4of73
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👤︎ u/teRi9229
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?

He got 12 months

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👤︎ u/owarner40
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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👤︎ u/Leron4551
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

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👤︎ u/Beard_sniffer
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars

It feels like their days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/The_fury_2000
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why is christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?

Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf

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👤︎ u/Leron4551
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?

A mooborn!

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👤︎ u/Singular1st
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year...

because you know their days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/es_mo
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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According to my chocolate advent calendar...

....there's only 3 days left till Xmas

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why was the Calendar so depressed?

He knew his days were numbered

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👤︎ u/KaizokuOu-ConDOriano
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...

All I did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!

all I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/shadoslayer1
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I fear for the calendar ...

Its days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/red_snake0329
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...

All I did was take a day off...

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👤︎ u/ikennaezeee
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Two guys were arrested for stealing a single calendar

They both got six months.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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What happened to the shoplifter that stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

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👤︎ u/SyncingShiip
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/nandos677
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?

I took a day off.

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👤︎ u/oceanmoonfish
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the guys that were caught stealing a calendar?

They both got 6 months.

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👤︎ u/heyyoustopscrolling
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/trace826621
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I was convicted for stealing a calendar.

I was given 12 months.

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👤︎ u/BrainSpy
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What's the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates..... Ba Dum Tissss

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👤︎ u/JesseD320
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Hear about the kid who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

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👤︎ u/FuckinWimp87
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

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👤︎ u/samsomething216
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?

Yea, I took a day off

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👤︎ u/DinkyOreo
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...

... because I took a few days off.

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👤︎ u/stchrysostom
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Two guys stole a calendar.

They got six months each.

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👤︎ u/jeje17j
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

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👤︎ u/Secret_Car
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!

All I did was take a day off!

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👤︎ u/Mickets
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Two guys stole a calendar

They got six months each

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👤︎ u/socdist
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I was fired from the calendar factory,

All I did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/That_One_Guy_Memes
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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I lost my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off.

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months ;)

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👤︎ u/SCP-2004
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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