The shoe shop was ecstatic to have him as one of their customers, they left him with this kind remark:
"God bless your sole!"
So the other day I tried to start a conversation with my dad by saying, "I had a dream...," before I could get any further he responded, "So did Martin Luther King and look where it got him."
Our country needs a day to honor the art of puns. My friends and I decided that the best way to do this is to have an annual Pun Day. This day always falls on the same Monday in January as MLK Day, and is barrels of fun. (Like monkeys)
So A) I would like to spread the reaches of Pun Day, maybe have others across the nation share it. and B) If you would like to follow my puns tomorrow, add me on snapchat @BillySakmann. Be sure to say you're from Reddit. Thanks and happy punning! I'm going to be spending a lot of thyme in the kitchen tomorrow.
Friend: I can't believe you have off for MLK, I have to work.
Me: Cleary the people at your work are racist.
Friend's Dad: I'm a racist, I can run really fast.
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